Kung Fu Panda

The Word of Wisdom By Master Oogway:-

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

It's true that more you try to avoid certain situations you would land up facing the same. It's not smart to run away from certain and there is no fun in it. Life is all about facing the toughest situations and winning over it. It's the path that you take which would decide your FATE.

Your Mind is like this water my friend. When its agitated it becomes difficult to see but when you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear.

I strongly agree with this statement. Mind works at it's best when its calm. For example you can study and grasp more knowledge when the environment around you is peaceful. When you are angry or too much excited about certain situation, it may happen that you may ignore or miss few things, which may be very important.

There is just News, there is no GOOD or BAD.

Yes news is news; it cannot be good or bad. It depends upon our perception how we take it. News, which may sound BAD for one could be GOOD for another. So GOOD or BAD its our PERCEPTION.


Look at this, I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before time.

This statement made by Oogway about Peach Tree to ShiFu talks the basic fundamental that you cannot control the destiny of others. What the best you can do is move along with it. Rather than focusing on gaining power to rule others one should focus more in how well they can go along with others. If one believes he has the power to control or rule others he is making a fool of himself.

To make something special you just have to believe its special.

This statement made by Po's Dad while revealing the secret ingredient of his soup has motivated me a lot. It's true that to make something special you don't have to add anything special to it. All you need is a faith. Self-Confidence is the key to success.

KUNG FU PANDA is really a must watch movie. It's simple, fantastic, funny and a great lesson for one and all. I personally suggest you to watch this movie.

DJ

WE STAND UNITED

I started this blog to express my thoughts and views about certain things and I would not be doing justice to my readers if I don't express my thoughts on the recent blast that shook our country and showed yet another ugly, coward face of the terrorist.

This blog is pointed straight to those merciless, coward and ugly people.

First and foremost don't call yourself an Indian Mujahideen. You are not Indian bloody fakes. You all are mere cowards who do not have the guts to fight face to face.

Second. Don't say you are doing all this in the name of Allah. Allah never gave you any right to kill innocent people. Each human is son/daughter of the supreme power and you have no rights to destroy them. You are not the followers of Allah but selfish and greedy people who are running after money and power.

Third. Your motives would never be fulfilled, as you are the ones who are walking on the evil path not those innocent people whom you killed. Those innocent people who belong to every religion be that Muslim, Christian, Hindu, Jain, Sikh, Buddhist or Parsi or any other.

Fourth. We are not afraid of you losers. We would always stand UNITED to fight against you bloody hypocrite suckers.

We are not known by our religion we are known by our nation, by humanity. We are INDIANS and we stand UNITED against all odds.

DJ

S.H.I.T in OFFICE

I received a very funny email from my friend Tania. I would like to share it with you guys.

I wonder what made her to email me that mail. Seems like all are aware of the fact that I am doing my research on 'SHIT'.

In India we don't need reasons to start our own political party. It's a democratic country and don't be surprise if I start my own party named after 'SHIT'. After all in Indian politics everything is 'SHIT'.

Anyways back to the email. So go through the email and enjoy.




I just hope you guys won' t kill me next time when we meet.

DJ

Finding Peace In Solitude

Solitude means total privacy and isolation from others. To be in solitude means to be alone and in silence.

We are living in a phase where we have no time for each other. All are busy in their own life but for whom?

Youngsters working hard day and night for money, for success, to survive. Each one of us is pushing our own limits to make the loose ends meet.

Seeing her husband working hard and still not able to meet all expenses, she starts working too (either part time or full time). Together they work to give better future to their kids, working hard for the happiness of their kids. But are they giving time and love their kids need?

Each one of us are busy in their own life either to fulfill the dreams of their parents, kids, wife/husband, girlfriend/boyfriend or of them self. Yet, are we living for our self?

We all are living the life of others, hence we forget to live our own life. Its not that when you live life of other person they live the double life. They too are living life of someone else. The greed for more has made us forget to enjoy what we have now and by the time we regret it gets too late.

My question to all of you is what is the purpose of your life? Have you ever lived for your self? Ask your heart, to yourself and most of you get an answer as NO or I don't know.

Even I never lived for myself but I am trying. In this busy life even if you get no time for others, spend at least few hours with yourself. Be clear with your thoughts and try to find peace in you.

Until and unless you are at peace how can you offer peace to others? The smile on others face begins from your own eyes. Until you see that smile how can you feel it?

Solitude is not wrong and isolation is never bad. Picture gets clear when you are calm. An unrest river shows a shaky reflection of yours; only a river when calm can show you a clear picture.

THINK NOW.

DJ

Slang - Shlang

After I received good response for my recent post “Shit Happens”, I thought to study more about other slang.

I found many of these slang very funny and amazed me a lot. I thought to share some with you guys. So here are few of them I came across.

Holy Shit : The most common generic expressions for surprise. Now isn’t that funny, how can shit be HOLY? Well I don’t want to discuss more on this term as I don’t want Shiv Sena to attack me or Bush to attack my home.

Ape Shit : This means go berserk. Who ever introduced this slang, if you are alive and if you are in India, you soon going to be in a big trouble by our Animal Lover Menaka Gandhi . So better you scrap this slang or go undercover.

Cancer Stick : Well any guesses? Yes it’s the slang used for cigarette. Well it sure does gives a warning note to all you smokers. So next time you go out to that panwalahs remember to use this slang. “Hey Panwaley Bhaiya, gimme a cancer stick.”

Commando : Now this one is really funny. This slang means to go without ones underwear. Now how the hell you get that slang? Is it like you did a research on Commando and you found they never wear their underwear or something? I always thought the term Commando means ‘a small fighting force specially trained for making quick destructive raids against enemy-held areas.’

Ice : This slang means fancy jewelry, more specifically diamonds. So next time when your wife/girlfriend says bring me some ice, please don’t rush to the refrigerator, instead check your bank balance.

Who Opened Their Lunch? : Now this slang made me fall from my chair laughing. This slang means : All rite, Who farted? Now next time when you are in conference or in a gathering etc and you smell that awful smell, you can put this question without losing your decency.

Would be writing more about such slang in my next post. So keep checking guys.

Dj

SHIT HAPPENS

Have you ever got challan(ticket) specially on the day when you are going out for a date?

There was this policemen standing under the shade of a tree, not bothered with the fact who is crossing red light or who is speeding (talking about Indian Policemen). All of a sudden he looks at me from a distance and as I was about to cross him, he decides to stop me. Although I was riding wearing helmet and had nothing in hand except a challan for triple riding and my DL I was pretty sure I would not get another ticket.

As I pull my bike to the side he ask for my bike papers. I gave the challan to him informing the R C is submitted with Faridabad Traffic Police. It usually happens that if you are having one challan policemen do not cut another challan but hey that does not happens with me. Congrats boy you earned another ticket for yourself and DL is submitted with Noida Police now. SHIT HAPPENS

I was talking to this friend of mine "OM". We were talking about something and I said Shit happens, what he said after that amazed me, to be honest. He said "everything is shit, if look @ that way". Is that true? I mean there are lot of stuffs we try which gives us pleasure. Shit never gives us pleasure. Does it? Well it will if you control shit for hours or so and you feel relaxed and relieved once you are thru with it.

But all Is not crap or Shit or whatever you want to call it. There are many things in life, which happens for good. Yet again as "Om" said it depends upon person to person or POV.

U don't know what POV is? POV means Point of View (even I got to know about the same few minutes back)

I know you all must be wondering how I got struck with this topic. Well what should I say? "Shit Happens"

I know you all must be feeling like, wish I get hand on to him, I would kill him for wasting my precious time on SHIT.

ha ha ha ha ha...

DJ

Reply to Shit Happens - The origin of S.H.I.T

After reading my new post "Shit Happens" Rachna didi forwarded me a mail. I would like to share it with you.

For you guys to know that SHIT doesnt happen.. its created :D



Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.